Handler/assistant
7 days ago
Ottawa, Canada
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Full-time
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WANTED: Handler/Hostess for "The Caveman" (Christopher Michael Egarhos)
Pay: $20/hr (Yes, above minimum wage. You're earning every cent.)
Location: Wherever chaos meets charm.
Schedule: Irregular. Like him.
Are you built for unpredictability?
Do you have the instincts of a nightclub bouncer, the finesse of a diplomat, and the calm of a hostage negotiator?
We’re hiring a Handler/Hostess for _Christopher Michael Egarhos_ — a.k.a. The Caveman — and this job isn’t for the faint of heart.
Who You Are:
- Age 20 to 35-40 (mentally sharp, emotionally tougher)
- Solid build — you won’t be wrestling bears, but close
- Speak fluent English and fluent “WTF is going on right now?”
- Can read a room before it explodes
- Willing to act as human shield, buzzkill, peacekeeper, or extraction team — depending on the vibe
- Comfortable making snap calls in sticky situations
- Able to walk into chaos and walk The Caveman right back out What You’ll Do:
- Keep situations cool when they start heating up
- Step in when things get weird (and they will)
- Know when it’s time to vanish before it’s too late
- Represent with just enough grace to not start a riot If you’ve ever been the “mom friend,” a club bouncer, or the one who talks the group out of trouble — you already get it. Serious applicants only. If you're soft, scroll on. This is part handler, part bodyguard, part therapist, and 100% wild ride. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, POSITION IS TIME SENSITIVE SO PLEASE DO NOT WASTE OUR TIME.
Job Type
s: Full-time, Part-time, Casual, Freelance Pay: Up to $20.00 per hour Work
Location:
In person
- Age 20 to 35-40 (mentally sharp, emotionally tougher)
- Solid build — you won’t be wrestling bears, but close
- Speak fluent English and fluent “WTF is going on right now?”
- Can read a room before it explodes
- Willing to act as human shield, buzzkill, peacekeeper, or extraction team — depending on the vibe
- Comfortable making snap calls in sticky situations
- Able to walk into chaos and walk The Caveman right back out What You’ll Do:
- Keep situations cool when they start heating up
- Step in when things get weird (and they will)
- Know when it’s time to vanish before it’s too late
- Represent with just enough grace to not start a riot If you’ve ever been the “mom friend,” a club bouncer, or the one who talks the group out of trouble — you already get it. Serious applicants only. If you're soft, scroll on. This is part handler, part bodyguard, part therapist, and 100% wild ride. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, POSITION IS TIME SENSITIVE SO PLEASE DO NOT WASTE OUR TIME.
Job Type
s: Full-time, Part-time, Casual, Freelance Pay: Up to $20.00 per hour Work
Location:
In person